this just in --
a russian woman has set a new world record in (what i imagine to be) the highly competitive sport of vagina lifting!
congratulations to Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42. she has been in training for 15 years and has finally won the bragging rights after lifting a 14kg glass ball.
as you are all i'm sure aware, vagina lifting takes place by inserting a vagina ball into your vagina. this ball has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end, you then fix a second ball onto this hook, and lift.
but there's more then just world records at stake. according to Tatiata, "it's enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you'll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed."
what are you waiting for ladies, start lifting!
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