From The What Will They Think Of Next Department

vampire dildos! they sparkle in the sun, just like edward cullen!

for those who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden...introducing the vamp, everything your vampire obsessed person needs to satisfy their desires and fulfill all their blood sucking fantasies.

site guarantee, "we promise this vamp won't be the only thing coming for you in the night."

and don't forget to toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.



(via io9)