Handerpants! Handerpants! Handerpants!

oh. my. god. this may very well be the most important invention of our time. seriously. i must have them.

if underpants and gloves could somehow make sweet, sweet love, handerpants would be their baby.

FACTS. handerpants will/are:

• fit most hands
• breathable cotton
• form fitting
• prevent chafing
• absorb sweat
• distract enemies
• non toxic
• great for jazz hands

and they're ONLY $11.95 (plus shipping).

still not sold, well then check this out --


buy now!

Dibs

If it hasn't already been done, I call dibs on "I'd rather be tweeting" bumper stickers.