A New Vagina Lifting World Record

this just in --

a russian woman has set a new world record in (what i imagine to be) the highly competitive sport of vagina lifting!

congratulations to Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42. she has been in training for 15 years and has finally won the bragging rights after lifting a 14kg glass ball.

as you are all i'm sure aware, vagina lifting takes place by inserting a vagina ball into your vagina. this ball has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end, you then fix a second ball onto this hook, and lift.

but there's more then just world records at stake. according to Tatiata, "it's enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you'll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed."

what are you waiting for ladies, start lifting!

Man Born With Two Penises Removes One

awkward thursday continues with the story of a man who recently had one of his two penises removed after his lover made him choose between her or the second penis.

apparently having two penises (penii?) is an actual (albeit extremely rare) medical condition called diphallus. There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men.

to be honest i'm not sure why someone would want to throw away a perfectly good second penis, but maybe that's just me.

for photos google at your own risk.

Awkward Family Photos

so by now i'll assume you've all had the chance to check out the glory that is awkward family photos. but what you haven't had the chance yet to see is the photo that i will be submitting.

best matching outfits ever.

Greatest. Website. Ever.

awkward family photos

Prepare Yourself For Something Awkward...

once again, quite possibly the best 2 minutes and 7 seconds of your week. god bless the interwebs and affordable video cameras.

Awkward Thursday

I hereby decree today, thursday july 9th, 2009 to be awkward thursday, a day for celebrating all things awkward.