Stamina Pillows

"margaret thatcher on a cold day, margaret thatcher on a cold day."

for centuries (presumably), men (and women) have had to deal with the embarrassment and disappointment of premature ejaculation.

there's nothing worse then having a potentially hot, steamy, lovemaking session come to an end mere seconds after it started (or so i've heard).

from mentally reciting baseball statistics to silently singing the national anthem, men have tried all kinds of tricks (with varying degrees of success) to last longer in bed.

but now, there's a new way to fight back...

stamina pillows*

just throw one of these down and all your premature problems are guaranteed to be no more.

* actually, these pillows were part of the advertising campaign that durex launched to promote their "performax" condoms.  the condoms contain benzocaine (a mild anaesthetic), which (allegedly) produces a numbing effect, helping men last longer.