A few weeks ago (see post from 8/29) word began to circulate that Osama Bin Laden had a huge crush on Whitney Houston. Reportedly, Osama believed Whitney to be a beautiful woman brainwashed by American culture and Bobby Brown. It was even stated that Osama had gone so far as to discuss the possibility of having Bobby killed (whether this was intended to free Whitney from his brainwashing clutches, or to perhaps open the door for himself was never clear).
And now, yesterday, news outlets began to report that Whitney (after 14 years of marriage) has filed for divorce, citing the usual irreconcilable differences.
Now, i’m not saying anything, i’m just saying…
Whitney and Bobby manage to remain together for 14 years. Their marriage withstood drug addictions, numerous arrests (some w/ jail time), the decline of Whitney’s image (from the once queen of the early 90s to the cracked out lunatic of today), allegations of domestic abuse, and god knows what else.
Then a couple of weeks ago word of Osama’s crush is revealed, and yesterday Whitney and Bobby call it quits?
Coincidence? I think not.
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