Thursday, August 17, 2006

ew to area. looking for adventurous playmates. clean and fun.

so, my time at myspace is going well so far…which isn’t to say that there hasn’t been any issues.

seems like myspace and macs do not get along very well…as although (at myspace’s suggestion) i am using either safari or firefox as my browser, i’ve still been having trouble loading pages and viewing images. in fact, at one point this afternoon my account was shut down for “maintenance” due to the high volume of error messages they kept receiving from my computer.

anyways, it seems to have been worked out (as evidenced by my ability to post this blog).

the other issue that i’m dealing with (and only slightly less annoying) is the large number of friend requests i keep getting from the apparently large number of nymphomaniacs who when they’re not “banging complete strangers,” spend their free time using myspace.

most of these women have names like kiana, lena, tami, faith, etc.

and you have to wonder about what goes through people’s minds when they bestow one of these aforementioned names on their daughters at their births. they really aren’t giving them too many options down the road.

take faith for example…with that name, that girl was pretty much guaranteed a life of either an extremely devout religious person or a total whore. 50-50. and i ask, as a parent, are those odds you’re comfortable with?

the other thing that confuses me, is that all of these women apparently have the same learning disability…that is the inability to use the letter n as the first letter in a word. as they all claim they are “ew to area,” whereas i suspect they really mean they are new (though even this claim is probably suspect).

i wonder if this is a documented disabilty. perhaps it might be found in the same family as heinsbergen syndrome?

whatever the case maybe…ladies, i wish you all the best of luck, however i must regretfully decline your request to be my friend.

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