Ghosts

There haven’t been any ants in my bathroom for the past few days. Normally, I would be pleased with this ant free state, however, I’m relatively certain that the disappearance of the ants is due to the fact that there is a ghost now living in my bathroom.

As some of you are aware I prefer shaving while I’m in the shower. It’s a good two birds with one stone sorta way of getting ready, and I find that it’s a lot easier to shave standing in my shower then leaning over a sink.

In order to shave in the shower I use a fogless mirror with some suction cups on my wall. It works pretty well, at least for me.

Anyways, the fogless mirror that I own has a LED light on it (I suppose for people who don’t have a lot of light in their bathroom, or maybe for people who like to shower in the dark, but still want the ability to see while they shave without having to get in and out of the shower to flip the lights on and off). My bathroom is plenty bright, so I never really use the light, but in the last few days it has been going on and flickering randomly throughout the day and into the night (see pic below):

It is creeping me out.

Officially, I’m chalking this light phenomenon up to some sort of faulty wiring issue, but off the record, i’m positive that this is the work of a ghost.

It first started the other night, as I saw flashes of blue light coming from my bathroom while I was lying in bed. I got up to check things out, and discovered the LED light flickering on and off. At which point I immediately pulled the shower curtain closed, shut my bathroom door, got back into bed and pulled the covers over my head (pretty much the standard go to response for whenever monsters or ghosts are suspected in your immediate vicinity).

Over the course of the next several days, I have continued to witness this flickering and random turning on and off at various times throughout the day, and basically as I’ve already stated, the only thing that I can think of to explain it are ghosts.

Now I do believe that this is a friendly ghost(s), mostly because I’m still alive and unharmed, however I’m not sure if this ghost is trying to tell me something or if it’s just bored (I sent an email to CBS explaining the situation and I asked them to send Jennifer Love Hewitt to my apartment to check out my shower, so I’m hopeful that we will find out what’s going on here soon).

Unfortunately, I do not know Morse code, so I really can’t say if the lights are being used in any calculated manner or if it’s nothing more than random intervals of flashing (if anyone does know Morse code, please let me know, and I’ll be happy to send you a video the next time I see the lights flashing).

Anyways, in the event that things take a turn for the worse and the ghosts do get angry, I just wanted you all to know what was happening so that the necessary steps could be taken if need be.

I’ll keep you all posted, should anything change…

I’m now going to go see about getting in touch with Patricia Arquette.